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Serial poo-er in ED area

erm....isn't it possible this man may have a condition?
HelBel65 Wrote:

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> erm....isn't it possible this man may have a
> condition?

No shit.
Strange that, I also saw a guy laying some cable down Gallery Road one night a couple of weeks ago. It looked like he'd pulled his car over and was sort of using it for cover as he curled one out onto the undergrowth by the tennis club. It was a dark stretch of the road but his machinations were easily recognisable.
I beeped him and he waved. Wound the window up though.
--Wound the window up though.
Ha! Nice line, nice timing.
When I read the thread title "Serial poo-er in ED area", I thought that it was another thread about unsocial people who don't clear up after their dogs. Amazed to see that it's about a bloke.

Brexit has a lot to answer for!
Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> Brexit has a lot to answer for!


I'm sorry but I don't see any possible link between someone doing this sort of anti social behaviour and the result of a referendum...
kford Wrote:

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> HelBel65 Wrote:

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> > erm....isn't it possible this man may have a
> > condition?
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> No shit.

Rather the opposite would seem to be the problem.
I was once walking in Bermondsey towards my volunteer job of distributing donated food to various places (FareShare) and saw a guy pee in the bushes of a church!

10 minutes later he turns up-he's a new volunteer ;-(
Eastlands Crescent...East Dulwich (as article said) or Dulwich Village?
< Brexit has a lot to answer for!

I'm sorry but I don't see any possible link between someone doing this sort of anti social behaviour and the result of a referendum... >

I said this on purpose with tongue firmly in my cheek, Artful Dogger, because I knew that someone would react like this! Of course I should have added the words "IRONY ALERT" because it was supposed to be a satire of the typical non sequitur that appears so often on this MB.
Dogkennelhillbilly Wrote:

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> Eastlands Crescent...East Dulwich (as article
> said) or Dulwich Village?


Definitely DV, they be strange folk in them parts...
But when does Court Lane stop being Dulwich Village, then?
According to Gmaps, East Dulwich ends along Lordship Lane - don't know if the end of Court Lane falls into Forest Hill though...

http://i.imgur.com/zVnekgq.png
I think you have a map of the part East Dulwich that is Mr Barber's patch.
Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> When I read the thread title "Serial poo-er in ED
> area", I thought that it was another thread about
> unsocial people who don't clear up after their
> dogs. Amazed to see that it's about a bloke.
>
> Brexit has a lot to answer for!


#Brexshitting
I wonder if he's any relation to "Bottles of yellow liquid person"
TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> Zebedee Tring Wrote:

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> > Brexit has a lot to answer for!
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> I'm sorry but I don't see any possible link
> between someone doing this sort of anti social
> behaviour and the result of a referendum...

It's been reported by RT so must be fake news

Why are the Russians interested in this.

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I think we should build a wall around ED and keep all the bullshit out.

Make #makeEDshitfreeagain

Louisa.
According to this Eastlands Crescent is SE21
It's a bit sh1t in the Village to be fair
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I'm curious about where that photo in the article comes from. It is captioned "not caught in the act" or something like that, so how have police made the connection?
can we use him as a weapon towards serial black-lava walking muggers?
Louisa Wrote:

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> I think we should build a wall around ED and keep
> all the bullshit out.
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> Make #makeEDshitfreeagain
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> Louisa.

Give us a shout next time you are on holiday and we can make a start on the wall.
That's really strange a man came up our stairs about a year ago and did a poo on the stairs and obviously got it on himself As he then changed trousers. Didn't try to clear it up. Even left the tissues he used to wipe himself lying there. He must live on our street as I see him going up and down. Similar to the man in the photograph but it's not him.
robbin Wrote:

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> > I think we should build a wall around ED and
> keep
> > all the bullshit out.
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> > Make #makeEDshitfreeagain
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> > Louisa.
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> Give us a shout next time you are on holiday and
> we can make a start on the wall.

Just so you can take note for next time you attempt humour, the phrase goes 'shitfreeagain', and I was here first. But nice try! winking smiley

Louisa.
Ummm...it's ummm...no, you'll work it out...
Fake news!

Louisa.
The location must be a deliberate choice as at that time of day he was within a few minutes' walk of the library, Plough and park, so plenty of facilities to choose from.
Oh, Louisa!

Maybe leave the keyboard alone after 7pm?
rendelharris Wrote:

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> you'll work it out...

Like the constipated mathematician? (She worked it out with a pencil…)

Sorry about that. Anyway, I had a question: when the long arm of the law reaches the elusive Dulwich Dumper, what is the penalty? Is it the same as not clearing up after your dog? Assuming that he manages to avoid a charge of indecent exposure.

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